I'm not a doctor, but...

The weather has been pretty hot lately, so I decide to treat myself to a frozen yogurt.  I went to Menchie's, a "you-serve-yourself" place down the street.  When I walked in, there was a young guy behind the counter who looked like he hated his job, but he welcomed me anyway.  There was also a lady in there tasting the yogurt, and immediately my senses told me she was crazy.  As I was deciding on which yogurt I wanted, I stole as many glances as possible at her.  I'm no doctor, but she was anorexic to such a degree where I was scared just looking at her.  She was dressed beautifully, hiding her face with over-sized Dior sunglasses, with a Prada bag slung over her shoulder.  She went from machine to machine tasting each yogurt multiple times, almost knocking me over at one point.  She was acting like the frozen yogurt was meth and she was jonesing big time.  I quickly finished making my yogurt, and paid the young guy at the counter, while the crazy lady was still wildly tasting the yogurt.  I locked eyes with the guy for a brief second and smiled at him, hopefully letting him know that all women are not like that.  I wondered how often this woman was in there.  Everyday?  A few times a day?  As I walked out the door, another lady practically knocked me on the ground coming in for her yogurt.  Then I thought, wow!!!  Women go CRAZY over frozen yogurt.